poop nap 

n. Falling asleep on the toilet, specifically when there is poop hanging out of your butt. Usually occurs due to the influence of drugs or alcohol.

Dude I just took a 30 minute poop nap and woke up because I was snoring so loudly.

poop nap by Master_Q January 1, 2010

poop nap 

when you're exhausted at work and pass out inside the construction site porta potty

I think Bob's takin' a poop nap again

poop nap by unklebob 666 June 7, 2024

Poop on a napkin

sit on a toilet. Shit on a napkin.

He pooped on a napkin and told me it's fudge.

Poop on a napkin by Brett January 29, 2005

Poopnap

poopnap. noun. Taking a long time in the bathroom at work so your co-workers think you're pooping but really you're taking a nap in the stall to kill time. Poopnaps last anywhere from 5-20 minutes in length. It helps to make a pooping joke as you re-enter the office. For example "I don't know what the hell I ate last night but its killin me"

"I had to kill an hour at work before I could go home for the day so I took a poopnap."

"I was WAY too hungover to do work, so I went and took a poopnap"

"My co-workers think I have IBS but really, I just like poopnaps"

Poopnap by thatmandb April 29, 2010

poopnap

When, in the event of total exhaustation, you are sitting on the toilet and you fall asleep mid-poop.

"Man, last night I was SO tired, I took a poopnap"

poopnap by queenelizabeth12 May 16, 2009