poop monster

a monster that lives deep inside the pipes of your toilet. eats all the poop and instantly grows bigger until the toilet backs up or goes into your average toilet clogging. then before the plunger hits,, it goes deep into the sewer until the left over excrament is removed. dont be alarmed,, they only feed on fecal matter and most every average household posesses a poop monster.

i think we've got ourselves a poop monster in our toilet... time to call the plumber / exterminator.

poop monster by PUSSYPEEPER June 22, 2009

poop monster

During the act of anal sex, or due to insertion of the penis into 1. a female, 2. a male, or 3. an animals anus, particulate matter of feces will escape with the departure of the penus, causing thus forth, a "poop monster"

The "poop monster" has escaped from the cave!

poop monster by ILikeToGiz.COM July 8, 2003

poop monster

A guy who loves to dance around in poop until he is covered in it. Can be considered an insult.

Sean Ramon is a major poop monster. Don't you hate how poop monsters are such poop monster? If I was a poop monster I'd pick on myself all the time for being a poop monster.

poop monster by JarMan September 21, 2003

poop monster

Jarman is a poop monster

hahaha....poop monster

poop monster by Heavy Metal July 2, 2004

Poop Monster Shit Fuck 

When A Really Fat/Obese Man Fucks A Girl In The Ass So Hard That They Shit, Thus Making The Man Really Horny And Smears It All Over Himself Then Eating It

Man I Totally Just Got Done Poop Monster Shit Fucking This Really Hot Babe

Poop Monster Shit Fuck by CaptnDesDes December 14, 2010

poomonster

an entity made of fecal matter. Supposedly supports pro-choice politicians and slacks off while supposed to do big ass research project.

Emily: You support abortion?! You poomonster!

poomonster by Stevie Wonder on Crack October 17, 2004

poopmonster 

n. adj. A person who is so inclined as to attack people in the middle of the night with various means, the least of which is human feces.

1) "Dude your friend is such a poopmonster."

poopmonster by Base Shakers September 12, 2003