poop kiss

The act of kissing with your asshole by placing your sphincter on someone or something and then flexing/clenching your but-hole causing a similar effect like if you were kissing with your lips. The variations are "wet" poop kiss leaves fecal matter on the targeted area. "Blowing" a poop kiss would be farting unfiltered (bare assed) within a inch of the intended target (extreme banzai crop dusting).

Travis was the first to pass out at the party so Dave decided to reward him with a poop kiss on the tip of his nose

by Pho' Q December 1, 2013

Kiss Poop

The best rs player of all times

We were going to crash Kiss Poop so we can get the kills, but he kept beasting it.

by Ashjian February 9, 2008