poop faucet

What you call someone's anus after they've eaten at a place such as Chipotle.

OH GOSH.. OH NO... I SHOULDN'T HAVE EATEN THAT TACO BELL.... I THINK I GAVE MYSELF A POOP FAUCET.

poop faucet by Sumica January 29, 2021

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Poop FaceTime

To participate in a FaceTime conversation on one's iPhone or iPad while sitting on the toilet, taking a poop.
An evolution of the Poop Text

Andrew hates it when I poop text him, so I poop FaceTimed him instead!

Poop FaceTime by Pooptexter June 18, 2011

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Poofaucet

It is when you have uncontrollable diarrhea and the faucet is turned on full blast of excrement.

After drinking all night I had a case of the poofaucet in the morning.

Poofaucet by Sp1971sp July 21, 2014

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