poop dance 

When one vomits and poops at the same time. It is usually a sign of either extreme drunkenness, or illness. It resembles a dance, as the person pushed forward to puke, and then has the force of diarrhea pushing back at the same time.

Hey Annie, do the poop dance, hey hey, do the poop dance.

Did you see Shit-hagen doing the poop dance last night in the bathroom stalls? Sick.

poop dance by Michael Lee Smith April 7, 2007

Dance poop 

A bowel movement brought on by excessive or extreme dancing.

I got so excited I almost dance pooped everywhere.

Dance poop by RobinScherbatskyII June 28, 2015

poopmancer 

A wizard, who's speciality involves the resurrection of poop particles, to destroy his enemy.

Trent's lvl 118 poopmancer's horde of fecal elite archers, totally brung down my lvl 100 penis warrior.

poopmancer by masterwarrior32122 August 24, 2009