POON JAB 

the act of taking ones hand, balling it into a fist and gently tapping a womans vagina. not necciscarily a hard punch but a light jab. clothing variable, but same aspect with or without.

if taken to the next level of force with an upward motion then the act would now be an "up-her-cunt"(uppercut)

"the bitch crossed me, so i gave her a poon jab and set her straight!"

POON JAB by MOTTS May 27, 2006

poon jab 

-noun -verb

1. The act of physically jabbing a woman's poon.

2. Any person who instinctively makes an activity or situation unbearable on the level of receiving a poon jab. Commonly mistaken for a douche or dip shit, or fuck tard.

In a professional training session:

Sean: he he. Hey guys I just farted and screamed like a wounded hippopotamus.

Dustin: Oh my God...

Brandon: Really guy?

Instructor: What a poon jab.

Guy1: That girl tried to kick me in the balls so I totally gave her a poon jab.

Guy2: Right on!

poon jab by Fireman23 May 10, 2011

poon jab 

An excuse to use the word "poon"

Dont poon jab me!

poon jab by Himura May 29, 2003

poon jab 

to continuously fist away at willing or unwilling anal or vaginal cavity with no remorse whatsoever. It is usally done with fellow coworkers watching and cheering on the poon jabber by screaming "WHOOT THERE IT IS!"

My and the guys got off of work and went to Luke's mom's house and I poon jabbed the shit out of her!
It was so much fun we all went to Burger King came back and poon jab her some more, but this time in her brown eye!

poon jab by getsome3378 February 10, 2009

poon jab 

noun: an insult term for someone from India.

Look at the fucken poon jab!

poon jab by Oloto March 10, 2005

Poon Jabbi

A person of Indian decent that persuades women that he is Sicilian or Italian so that he can perform illicit acts on their most private of areas.

My friend Kumar met up with some girls in Back Bay to get a little Poon Jabbi action.

Poon Jabbi by Erik Cuttingham September 1, 2006

poon jabber 

One who Jabbs the poon. One who really bets up that pussy.

that porn star is a real poon jabber!

poon jabber by poonjabber December 30, 2015