Poonjabbery 

The practice of islam.

I will most likely put a 5.56 round through your skull...if you come up in this mofo preaching that Poonjabbery.

Poonjabbery by chuffy676 May 11, 2015

poojabber 

someone who jabs poo (while still in the orifice)

gee, elton john sure is a poojabber

poojabber by poojabber March 21, 2003

poojabber 

One who inserts their erect genital member into another counterpart's excretory orifice.

My special friend and I are poojabbers.

poojabber by trinity August 23, 2003

PooJabber 

1. Someone who jabs at poo using there finger or other parts of the anatomy.

2. Ishmael

3. Sword or light saber of fluorescent poo used to jab at other humans.

When Ishmael saw poo in light saber form, ready to jab him in parts of the anatomy, he fled from the angry mob of poojabbers.

PooJabber by Danny Watkins June 2, 2010

poojabber 

1.One Who Enjoys Taking It Up The BrownHole
2.a sword made of poo used to jab people

1. jee whiz that guy is a poojabber, he sure does jab the poo
2.ouch you motherfucker, u got me in the eye with your poojabber

poojabber by Morgzy April 8, 2003

poonjaber 

A person who sniffs bicycle seats for a living.

In order to spot a poonjaber in the wild you must look for the signs and routines that they so often taken up. First, they will look around in order to make sure nobody is watching. They then will grasp hold of the nearest bicycle and lean in close to its bewildering narrow seat. The poonjaber will next proceed to take a deep whiff of the scent of the bike seat. Some poonjabers have even been reported to take notes after this peculiar process.
The true reasoning behind why poonjabers do what they do is unknown; perhaps for pleasure, perhaps for attention or perhaps for research for their underground secret society run by government in order to find the best bicycle to ride into space with and conquer the universe.

Person A: Hey look at the poonjaber over there.
Person B: What's he doing?
Person A: Can't you see? He's sniffing that kids bicycle seat.

poonjaber by sheepgrazer September 27, 2020

poojabber 

Poo Jabber

Dispatch ring hole.

poojabber by Anonymous April 10, 2003