poohboe

Poohboe: A smelly cat who continues to defy your requests.

Generally just stinks about the place.

"Poohboe! You dirty little fart fuck !"

by Lord Fartsquire January 20, 2017

Poohbear look

The "Poohbear look" is when one is looking for something and it is right in front of their face. This person will likely ask "where is it" while staring right at it.

Person 1: "hey where is the jelly"
Person 2: "It is in the fridge shelf"
Person 1: *stares at it* "I can't find it"
Person 3: "You must be doing a Poohbear look"

by Deester36 December 11, 2020

poohbear

One that you love, cherish, and care for.

Danielle you are my poohbear!

by Coby and Danielle January 13, 2008

poohbear shirt

a large person wearing a shirt that's way too small doesn't even cover the entire belly

"Why are you wearing your Poohbear shirt?"
"Cause it's laundry day fool."

by Poohbear's cousin May 30, 2012

Poohbearin'

To masturbate or have sex while only wearing a t-shirt. Resembling Winnie the pooh

Once in college I walked in on my roommate who was poohbearin' while watching porn.

by GreenTag October 20, 2011

Poohbear

A person, most preferably male with a honey brown tan. The key to a poohbear is their large dutfuck cheeks. They protrude from their upper jaw with a rosey red core. The poohbear breed of human dances with a metro sexual boing to his step. Poohbear is usually loved by younger kids and is found cute by girls. The poohbears lack of game is really where the creature suffers.

Matt: Look at that rare species of poohbear
Ben: I wish i was like that

by dutfuck3000 June 17, 2009

Prince Albert Poohoes

1. A Prince Albert Poohoes occurs when one farts into a butt plug, but the anal contractions restrict the fart from escaping, causing your head to explode.

2. A butt plug with a chain attached, connected to a Prince Albert dick hole piercing. When farted into, the resulting pressure travels the path of least resistance to the brain, where resulting explosion(s) occur.

"Hey guys, what happened to Maui?"
"What you diddn't hear? Trash gave him the Prince Albert Poohoes and his eyes popped out of his head!"

by Albert Poohoes April 5, 2013