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Eating a pooder sandwich while driving can become difficult.
by stacie May 21, 2004
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A name commonly used to describe an individual who crashes parties, herds with others, leeches onto cool people, and sucks the life out of a room.

Also a term for individuals from Eden Prairie, MN that graduated in 2003.
Derbiderch dude, that guy was a pooder!

Shut up you pooder!

"Beau"
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(noun) pōō dŏŏr

That place where 'the sun don't shine.'

A Utopian place gated by a little brown button.

Your "BUM-HOLE-EOL-EOL-EO!!!"
"Do not stick those things up your pooder!"

or alternatively, en francais, "Do not steek zoz zings zup your poodre!"
by Badger Protection Officer January 06, 2010
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an Anal Tampon used for the prevention of leaky shit
dude, my Pooders leaking i think i need to go change it

shit man that's nasty
by The A-Team Buck Hunters July 29, 2010
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a pooders is a great husband and father. if you are lucky enought to meet a pooders try to catch him and never let him go. Pooders usually has on a little boy back pack with his nose in a book or playing a video game. they are sweet, kind, happy, and loving. pooders really enjoy whiskey, steak, and good wine. Pooders are good people that are loyal, romantic, fun, and they love to dance. the best man in the world. a very honest trusting man. It may seem like you can take advantage of a pooders but don't let their big heart confuse you they are great business men. Might be mistaken as an elf. You will always feel lucky to have a pooders in your life. You will always wonder how you were able to live life to its fullest before you had a pooders.
Pooders, pooder, poodies
by Squirrel 14 June 25, 2012
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Pooder could mean 1.) shit. crap. whatever, or piss
2.) just a random mother fucking word.
3.) all the other definitions are wrong. thumbs up this one;)
1.) bobby theres pooder on your pillow. eeew.
2.) POODER
3.) no one knows what pooder is until they see this definition.
by itsrainingmen June 29, 2011
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A strange magical box with a tv hooked to it. Has limitless amounts at the porn at the touch of a finger.

syn: computer
Bubba I need to come over and use you pooder while the old ladies visiting her ma.
by joebob83 October 09, 2006
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