pooberg

When you poo so much that some of the poo comes out of the water in the toilet. That is a pooberg

I pooberged the shit out of that toilet back there. Left it for the next person to admire too.

by Poo123Master December 4, 2018

poobert

poobert is a god to some. he is everywhere and anywhere always. poobert. in his raw form, poobert is a worm with a top hat. however he can transform into anything. poobert is most known for stealing eggs and lungs. pooobert.

person 1: poobert took my lungs

person 2:

person 1:

person 2: (revealing himself to be poobert) GIVE ME YOUR EGS

by POOBERTISEPIC October 6, 2018

poomergency

When you will crap your pants if you don't go RIGHT NOW, but someone's occupying the only toilet available.

"Dude, lemme in! It's a poomergency!"

by monkey_chakra June 6, 2005

Pooberty Boobs

When breast tissue is still growing, i.e. in puberty. Therefore said breasts take on an odd cone-like shape that is referred to as 'pooberty boobs' due to the assonance.

Dude did you those boobs?
Yeah still pooberty boobs, they'll come in handy soon enough

by RumbleRoreIsGod January 21, 2011

Pomberging

The act of being fucking retarded

RA: Yo what is that guy doing?

CP: He's fuckin pomberging

by BAGheroRAM April 19, 2020

poomergency

A sudden, overwhelming urge to poop when there is no convenient bathroom. Poomergencies are known to occur frequently in shopping malls, while driving in the car, and at work.

I had the worst poomergency while walking my dog yesterday. I had to run into a random corner bar to use the facilities.

by Inthedoorwaylikeadream May 3, 2009

poopberg

When you take a big enough crap that an iceberg-like structure rises out of the water.

Man, I had a ton of Mexican food last night and made a huge poopberg this morning.

by robnoha February 26, 2006