pooberg 

When you poo so much that some of the poo comes out of the water in the toilet. That is a pooberg

I pooberged the shit out of that toilet back there. Left it for the next person to admire too.

pooberg by Poo123Master December 4, 2018

poobert 

poobert is a god to some. he is everywhere and anywhere always. poobert. in his raw form, poobert is a worm with a top hat. however he can transform into anything. poobert is most known for stealing eggs and lungs. pooobert.

person 1: poobert took my lungs

person 2:

person 1:

person 2: (revealing himself to be poobert) GIVE ME YOUR EGS

poobert by POOBERTISEPIC October 6, 2018

poomergency

When you will crap your pants if you don't go RIGHT NOW, but someone's occupying the only toilet available.

"Dude, lemme in! It's a poomergency!"

poomergency by monkey_chakra June 6, 2005

Pooberty Boobs 

When breast tissue is still growing, i.e. in puberty. Therefore said breasts take on an odd cone-like shape that is referred to as 'pooberty boobs' due to the assonance.

Dude did you those boobs?
Yeah still pooberty boobs, they'll come in handy soon enough

Pooberty Boobs by RumbleRoreIsGod January 21, 2011

Pomberging 

The act of being fucking retarded

RA: Yo what is that guy doing?

CP: He's fuckin pomberging

Pomberging by BAGheroRAM April 19, 2020

poomergency

A sudden, overwhelming urge to poop when there is no convenient bathroom. Poomergencies are known to occur frequently in shopping malls, while driving in the car, and at work.

I had the worst poomergency while walking my dog yesterday. I had to run into a random corner bar to use the facilities.

poomergency by Inthedoorwaylikeadream May 3, 2009

poopberg

When you take a big enough crap that an iceberg-like structure rises out of the water.

Man, I had a ton of Mexican food last night and made a huge poopberg this morning.

poopberg by robnoha February 26, 2006