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Poo-breath 

1) Having breath on par with or worse than Dan Molloy
2) Having chat that makes no sense or is completely unfunny
1) Brushing teeth with poo/roadkill
2) Having OK breath but chatting so much crap that your breath begins to smell like shit
3) Making an absolute raving party come to a sudden silence just by a sentence from your mouth

all these mean you have Poo-breath
Poo-breath by Harry Half-pint December 7, 2010
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Poo-breath 

1) -Adjective- Used to describe the smell of breath resembling that of excrement.

2) -Noun- A subject deployed tactically as an ice-breaker or to break awkward, uncomfortable silences.
1)

Peter: "Don't you think the Mr. Cross has really bad poo-breath?"

Tarquin: "I think you should shut the fuck up, and get out of my kitchen."

2)

Guy: "I've never been on a blind date before. It's nice to meet you."

Girl: "Yeah, you too. So.. uh..."

......................................................................................

Guy: "Poo-breath?"
Poo-breath by Poo_Skater July 19, 2011
Related Words

poo-breath 

The stench that comes out of the pie-hole of someone with serious pooptooth
man, everyone in that town's got poo-breath.
poo-breath by capnCrouton May 4, 2004

poo breath 

one who's breath resembles that of fecal matter
poo breath by Anonymous June 8, 2003

poobreath 

when your breath smells like poop
ryan, you have poobreath, go drink some dr. smooth and use some listerine pocket paks.
poobreath by bob hermansonton April 19, 2006

poobreath 

some ones breth that smell like poo
poobreath by Anonymous April 13, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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