capnCrouton's definitions

chicken skin

chicken skin's a slang term for foreskin, fags use the term to describe a guy with an uncut dick.

"Jorge's got a fattie cock... chicken skin too"

by capnCrouton April 28, 2004

gourd dick

a gross penis that is lumpy and knobbly, often curved. a gourd dick is often thin at the base and then gets bulbous toward the head. conversely, it can be thick at the base and then gets pointy toward the head. while the most blatant species of gourd dick are long, they can also be short and fat. However, to qualify for a gourd dick it has to be lumpy and varying in thickness from base to head.

'I picked up this dude last night but kicked his ass out after a half hour cuz after we had a couple beers he busted out his gourd dick.'

by capnCrouton April 28, 2004

hookerbelle

an effeminite homosexual male, one who is often seen abusing methamphetamines and/or other psychostimulants in the bathroom at the local gay bar. as implied by the prefix 'hooker', these men are often found in said bathroom on their knees.

'joe, you see that hookerbelle over there - the one with the glitter in his hair and the manpurse? I just saw her givin a blizzy to that guy in the baseball shirt over there.'

by capnCrouton April 28, 2004

fattie

a big, fat, juicy, uncut cock that is thick enough so that you can't get your hand all the way around it.

'girl, you shoulda seen the fattie on that hooker in the baseball jersey over there. 10 inches.'

by capnCrouton July 25, 2006

Wisconsin Waterfall

A type of mullet haircut that is characterized by a long, flowing cranio-caudal segement (usually straight but sometimes crimped), and crescent-shaped anterior bangs held in place by Aquanet or other hairspray. This type of plumage is often seen on farmers in the midwestern United States.

'I ain't stoppin at that gas station, there were more Wisconsin Waterfalls in the parkin lot than at the damn Dells.'

by CapnCrouton April 30, 2004

mangoose

A pear-shaped homosexual male, characterized by a large round buttocks and bulbous belly, below a thin upper body. Movement of a mangoose can best be described as waddling, while thin birdlike arms are held horizontally with hands dangling limply at the ends (similar to the arms of a Tyrannosaurus Rex).

I'd fuck a fat lady before I'd touch Puddingbutt, he's a total mangoose.

by CapnCrouton May 3, 2004

garbage bag asshole

Term describing the anus of a promiscuous homosexual male.

Damn, bro ... that bitch I brought home from Maneuver's last night had such a garbage bag asshole that I had to squeeze the ass cheeks around my cock so I could feel anything.

by CapnCrouton May 4, 2004