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poo poo power

1. the sudden energy rush you get when you are trying to make it to the bathroom before you shit your self
2. the total disregard for human life as you drive recklessly to the nearest store.
3. the willingness to run from cops when your groundhogin it.
guy1"Your going 90 in a school zone!"

guy2"I don't give a fuck I got poo poo power!"
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power poo 

A large and powerfull poo/shit that usually happens between the hours of 7am and 12 noon following a rather long night consuming alcohol and the traditional kebabs/pizza afterwards. often makes ones hangover a lot less painfull.
oh god i need a power poo really bad!
I think i've lost about 4 stones after that power poo!
power poo by hazmat man June 11, 2006

POO POKER 

a homosexual that enjoys having arse sex.
I said Elton John you dirty old POO POKER, how's it going?
POO POKER by kam75xx June 8, 2018

poo poker 

meaning arse sex usually for gay men

or arse rape(er/rape(d) but not in the actuall rape kind of way

or bumming
go get poo poked you poo poker
poo poker by johnnii August 3, 2007

poo poker 

He pokes the poo.
poo poker by Michael Ryan December 16, 2003

poo poker 

The poo poker shagged his ass!
poo poker by KL June 27, 2003

Poo pooer in the poo 

A term used to tell someone that they poop to loudly, violently, or to much.
"JOE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE STOP BEING A POO POOER IN THE POO!!!"