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poo nuts 

shit that gets caught in your ass hairs
scott smith of woombye sunshine coast Australia
poo nuts by Rolly April 3, 2003
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Poo Nuts 

When my poo hole is really really damaged (my dad dropped me) and the poo comes out all runny and sticky and looks like almonds. Therefore, I call them, POO NUTS!!!! :D

Much love x
Person 1: Hey! Did you know
Person 2: Poo Nuts.
Poo Nuts by poo nuts maker April 17, 2021

poo-nuts 

a humourus insult to call close friends and loved ones- a term of endearment. Similar to "spaz"

Can also be used to refer to someone who is homosexual (male)
Hey poonuts what are you up too?

He's a poo-nuts
poo-nuts by aussie1 August 23, 2007
1.The chunks of nuts in your turd.
2.A weak swear word.
1.eww... that dogs full of poonuts
2. Poonuts i failed the test
Poonuts by Anonymous November 11, 2002
The result of a man wiping his ass from the front getting stains of his own shit on his gooch. A preferably female way of wiping ass done by a male.
Mark thought it would be funny to get poonuts after he wiped his ass from the front.
Poonuts by J. Kang June 30, 2008
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