poo mustache

To chip-shot a soccer ball over the goalies head in soccer and/or fifa.

Bill: Yea Ron got really close to the goal and goalie came out, then ron just chipped it right over his head
Illan: Yea, he poo mustached him good.

by xandarius_S December 29, 2007

Poo Grease Moustache

The act of wiping one's sweaty bum crack with a finger and smearing the result under another's nose to give the wearer an untraceable poo smell.

Lewie was pissed with Andy and couldn't wait for him to fall asleep so he could reward him with a poo grease moustache.

by VitaminP April 4, 2015