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Magazine you bring to the bathroom while you do your business.
I lost my poo mag, so I had nothing to read while I dropped a bomb.
poo mag by I love crap March 29, 2009
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Magazine you bring to the bathroom while you do your business.
I lost my poo mag, so I had nothing to read while I dropped a bomb.
poo mag by I love crap December 9, 2008

poo poo magoo 

putting your penis in another living thing's nostrils
me and my cousin's favorite sexual activity is poo poo magoo

Poo-poo Magee 

A fictional superhero originating from Ireland, but with American accent, out to save the world with his faithful accomplice (sometimes nemesis) Wee Wee, who often outsmarts him, and new additional long-lost sister Soux-soux Magee. All three characters look like this - :-> A peculiar face that looks slightly like a Japanese air hostess.
Wee Wee: "Poo-poo Magee, we must save the world!"
Poo-poo Magee: "Yuh-huh! What do you think Soux-soux?"
Soux-soux: "I think that's a fabulous idea, yuh-huh!"
Poo-poo Magee by Poo-poo Magee July 29, 2008

Poo Magic 

The bizarre actions of a crazed/mentally ill individual or individuals, which seem to make complete sense to them for an esoteric reason ie: vabbing, self-harm, wierd tweaker gesticulation or fecal graffiti.
Poo Magician/Poo Witch/Poo Wizard
Oh no, a poo magic practitioner.
It's poo magic, just get some help!
Ah, the local poo magician/witch/wizard.
Poo Magic by Le Moncurd July 22, 2024

magic poo 

Magic Poo, a turd that vanishes down the toilet. Backed up by the lac of turd on the paper when you've wiped your arse.
Jesus Andy I've just done a Magic Poo. Tahts the second one in my life.
magic poo by Charlie G September 11, 2003

The Magical Poo 

A breed of poo, The fabled magic poo is believed to be a translucent, walking, talking, magical poo that can grant wishes when confronted.
Oh my god its the fabled magical poo! If we confront him maybe he will grant us wishes!
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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