poo egg 

1) An oval shaped stool (can be of any size/ dimensions) that is stubborn to be laid.

2) A term of endearment used for an old friend or rotund shaped person.

1) I did a right bastard of a poo egg last night just couldnt bare to leave my anus it seemed.

2) Alrate me owd poo egg!

Did you see that poo egg sat in McDonalds ?

poo egg by WeeFace May 16, 2008

Poo bum egg 

When someone says something really mean, so you respond with a mad comeback

Nibba 1: you stink like a plum
Nibba 2: poo bum egg
Nibba 1: *cries is Mandarin Chinese*

Poo bum egg by Eggsforbreakfastlol December 5, 2019

Eggy Poo 

1. Fecal matter that resembles the shape of an egg.
2. Fecal matter that smells of egg.
3. A person with blonde hair who is INCREDIBLY stupid (Explanation: Blonde hair resembles the colour of egg yolk)

Wow you should have seen my eggy poo this morning!

Don't make egg mayonnaise, it reminds me of that eggy poo you did the other day.

Person: Where's the Berlin wall?
Other person with blonde hair: Erm... Londom?
Person: Wow, you're a bit of an eggy poo aren't you.

Eggy Poo by bazgil123 February 3, 2009