ponytapping 

Fucking a pony in the ass to hard it dies.

Hey Sam, want to go ponytapping with me?

ponytapping by Fanthousand September 8, 2020

ponytailing 

The act of creeping up behind a girl and yanking down on her ponytail to see what reactions she elicits.

Steve: "Bob let's go ponytailing. Try that hot blonde over there."
*Bob pulls ponytail*
Girl: "NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOING"

ponytailing by ptwizzle February 28, 2014

Ponytailing 

Used to describe a man in the depths of a mid-life crisis. This term has nothing to do with the subject's actual head hair. Rather, it deals with a man attempting to relive his younger years.

Rodney's been ponytailing pretty hard lately. He just bought a puppy and has been spotted jogging around the college.

Ponytailing by Douglas Pine August 29, 2005

ponytailing 

The acts performed by a middle-aged man in the throes of his midlife crisis.

Joel just bough a Miata. He is ponytailing pretty hard.

ponytailing by buttreygoodness August 29, 2005

Ponytailing 

Ponytailing is the act of pulling a ponytail out of your anus and crawling around on all fours with a horse's tail hanging out of your ass.

"Yeehaw, Mama! We're Ponytailing Now! Giddyup, Texas!"

Ponytailing by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 25, 2023