pony rider 

Not man enough to ride a horse.

Implies weakness or homosexuality.

You sound like a pony rider with that little voice of yours

Those pants are mighty tight...are you a pony rider or something?

pony rider by Ed G March 8, 2008

Show Pony Rider 

A horse rider affectionally known as a snob and mistaken for mummy and daddy’s money, they are not rich. Yet mummy owns a yacht on Miami Beach. Well known with there two spacious arenas and American opening barn. Usually found with horses already made and winning.

‘Did you see Rosie the show pony rider, riding her already made show pony, she is a total brat.’

Show Pony Rider by snipe69horses March 19, 2019

Neopolitan Pony Ride 

When a women hate fucks a post mortem riga erection with poo, spoo and pee everywhere.

After her husband died, Diane went for a neopolitan pony ride.

Neopolitan Pony Ride by SickoBitcho July 14, 2009

cake, ice cream and pony rides 

A phrase used to describe the extreme innocence and purity of a person's true character. Whether it be obvious, or latent.

"Bitch was acting like a cock tease at the club. But when I got her back to my pad, she totally chickened out. She was all cake, ice cream and pony rides."

cake, ice cream and pony rides by D. Gould January 25, 2006

Pony Ride 

Having sexual intercourse while the male is behind the female. similar to Doggy Style, but grabs a hold of the females hair like the reigns of a pony/horse, possibly making horse noises

Jack was wild, so he went and had a Pony Ride with Sally.

Pony Ride by Jack's outta the Box December 21, 2009

pony ride 

(noun) a situation in which payment (time and/or money) is required for substandard goods or services.

I can't believe I waited in line for 20 minutes and paid $5 to ride that boring roller coaster. What a pony ride!

pony ride by JT Applefest September 29, 2010

Mexican pony ride 

You go to the dog pound and pick up the sexiest and largest dog they got. Then bring it home and vaseline its poop chute up and rape it.

I got laid off at work and was feeling down so I invited some friends over for a Mexican Pony ride.

Mexican pony ride by Impure Client October 2, 2009