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Show Pony Rider 

A horse rider affectionally known as a snob and mistaken for mummy and daddy’s money, they are not rich. Yet mummy owns a yacht on Miami Beach. Well known with there two spacious arenas and American opening barn. Usually found with horses already made and winning.
‘Did you see Rosie the show pony rider, riding her already made show pony, she is a total brat.’
Show Pony Rider by snipe69horses March 19, 2019

Neopolitan Pony Ride 

When a women hate fucks a post mortem riga erection with poo, spoo and pee everywhere.
After her husband died, Diane went for a neopolitan pony ride.

cake, ice cream and pony rides 

A phrase used to describe the extreme innocence and purity of a person's true character. Whether it be obvious, or latent.
"Bitch was acting like a cock tease at the club. But when I got her back to my pad, she totally chickened out. She was all cake, ice cream and pony rides."

Pony Ride 

Having sexual intercourse while the male is behind the female. similar to Doggy Style, but grabs a hold of the females hair like the reigns of a pony/horse, possibly making horse noises
Jack was wild, so he went and had a Pony Ride with Sally.
Pony Ride by Jack's outta the Box December 21, 2009

pony ride 

(noun) a situation in which payment (time and/or money) is required for substandard goods or services.
I can't believe I waited in line for 20 minutes and paid $5 to ride that boring roller coaster. What a pony ride!
pony ride by JT Applefest September 29, 2010

Mexican pony ride 

You go to the dog pound and pick up the sexiest and largest dog they got. Then bring it home and vaseline its poop chute up and rape it.
I got laid off at work and was feeling down so I invited some friends over for a Mexican Pony ride.
Mexican pony ride by Impure Client October 2, 2009
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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