polyqueer

A catchall for polyamorous relationships and attractions with so many nuances that they can't be described in a short sentence such as "it's an open relationship" or "we're swingers" or "I want to have a stable of broads all to myself (i.e. a harem)". If the relationship would be described on Facebook as "it's complicated" then it's probably polyqueer.

"You guys are swingers, right?"
"Actually I'm in a polyqueer, ethically non-monogamous adelphogamous relationship with Jay and his brother Rob, both of whom also are part of a triad with their ambigusweetie Julia, when she is available under the terms of her geographical non-monogamous relationship with her husband Troy, who's serving in Iraq right now."
"Oh. So you're swingers, then?"

by Tochterlieber May 16, 2014

Polyguberous

1. The relationship between a fag hag (heterosexual woman who clienteles with homosexuals) and her numerous gusbands, also affectionately referred to as gubbies.

2. A force of nature so sharp of wit, cynicism, sarcasm, and calling shit what it is that the velocity of her displeasure with homophobic fucktards has caused Mormon missionaries to spontaneously combust immediately after the left side of their brains says to the right side "It's super dark in here, and we're about to die..."

Her: "One of my gusbands is away for the weekend."

Confused friend: "???"

Her: "I have two gubbies, I'm polyguberous."

by Mr. Faggot To You July 4, 2012

pocqueersforaether

A dumb bitch who whines about not having a definition on Urban Dictionary.

Hey, have you heard about what Anthony did? He’s such a pocqueersforaether. Now I have to make him a definition on that stupid website.

by Totally a Simp June 11, 2021