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polyqueer 

A catchall for polyamorous relationships and attractions with so many nuances that they can't be described in a short sentence such as "it's an open relationship" or "we're swingers" or "I want to have a stable of broads all to myself (i.e. a harem)". If the relationship would be described on Facebook as "it's complicated" then it's probably polyqueer.
"You guys are swingers, right?"
"Actually I'm in a polyqueer, ethically non-monogamous adelphogamous relationship with Jay and his brother Rob, both of whom also are part of a triad with their ambigusweetie Julia, when she is available under the terms of her geographical non-monogamous relationship with her husband Troy, who's serving in Iraq right now."
"Oh. So you're swingers, then?"
polyqueer by Tochterlieber May 16, 2014
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Polyguberous 

1. The relationship between a fag hag (heterosexual woman who clienteles with homosexuals) and her numerous gusbands, also affectionately referred to as gubbies.

2. A force of nature so sharp of wit, cynicism, sarcasm, and calling shit what it is that the velocity of her displeasure with homophobic fucktards has caused Mormon missionaries to spontaneously combust immediately after the left side of their brains says to the right side "It's super dark in here, and we're about to die..."
Her: "One of my gusbands is away for the weekend."

Confused friend: "???"

Her: "I have two gubbies, I'm polyguberous."
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pocqueersforaether 

A dumb bitch who whines about not having a definition on Urban Dictionary.
Hey, have you heard about what Anthony did? He’s such a pocqueersforaether. Now I have to make him a definition on that stupid website.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008