1. The relationship between a fag hag (heterosexual woman who clienteles with homosexuals) and her numerous gusbands, also affectionately referred to as gubbies.

2. A force of nature so sharp of wit, cynicism, sarcasm, and calling shit what it is that the velocity of her displeasure with homophobic fucktards has caused Mormon missionaries to spontaneously combust immediately after the left side of their brains says to the right side "It's super dark in here, and we're about to die..."