poltergoosed

To be pinched on the bum by a mischievous spirit.

Brad: Holy shit! What was that all about dude?
Corey: What?
Brad: You just pinched my buttocks, dude, WTF?
Corey: WHAT? No I fuckin' didn't!
Brad: Oh, right, so you're saying I've just been poltergoosed!?
Corey: Huh?
Brad: C'mon Corey, everyone knows you have the hots for me, just admit it and stop blaming paranormal activity for your constant inappropriate advances.

by niftydog December 28, 2007

poltergassed

the act of passing gas (farting) on, or near someone, without the bystander knowing.

I was sitting on the plane, and Brad totally poltergassed me. I wouldn't have minded, but it smelled sooo bad.

by the exquisite November 14, 2009