poltergassed 

the act of passing gas (farting) on, or near someone, without the bystander knowing.

I was sitting on the plane, and Brad totally poltergassed me. I wouldn't have minded, but it smelled sooo bad.

poltergassed by the exquisite November 14, 2009

poltergoosed 

To be pinched on the bum by a mischievous spirit.

Brad: Holy shit! What was that all about dude?
Corey: What?
Brad: You just pinched my buttocks, dude, WTF?
Corey: WHAT? No I fuckin' didn't!
Brad: Oh, right, so you're saying I've just been poltergoosed!?
Corey: Huh?
Brad: C'mon Corey, everyone knows you have the hots for me, just admit it and stop blaming paranormal activity for your constant inappropriate advances.

poltergoosed by niftydog December 28, 2007