polish the rusty sheriff's badge 

Verb. To have anal sex; to fuck someone in the ass.

"She said the gash was off limits, so I said, 'how about I polish the rusty sheriff's badge instead?'"

polish the rusty sheriff's badge by Danny Delinquent December 9, 2003

Polish The Rusty Sheriffs Badge 

The act of spitting on a butthole and proceeding to rub in the spit with your finger.

She said she wanted to try anal so I said let me polish the rusty sheriffs badge first.

Polish The Rusty Sheriffs Badge by Meathead Nation January 2, 2019