police man

1. A very popular Halloween costume option for gay men.

2. A member of The Village People.

I'm going to dress up like a police man for Halloween and give moustache rides to naughty motorists.

police man by Todd Blankenship, Jr. March 25, 2005

Police man boy guy 

Another way of calling an individual that controls another one waaayyy too much

Gary- I don't like it, you're not buying that!
Gerald- You always make decisions for me You're such a Police man boy guy!
Everyone in da store- *gasp*

Police man boy guy by jew boy man guy thing March 13, 2020

police man women

a person who can't decide if they want to be a police man or a police women. so they use both titles a police man women to refer to themselves. this person isn't intelligent at all. they are always confused about everything; even if it's as simple as 1234.

man one: who's that?
man two: uh. a police man?
police man women: nawh dude; i'm a police man women, get it right; or get it tight!


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police talking to himself;
should i be a police man or women?
i should be a police women;
nawh, i like how police man sounds.
WAIT! i'll be a police man women.

police man women by JAM; March 31, 2009

American police man

Mostly a racist ass white cop that is in America and likes to pull his strap when a nigga has done nothing. (AKA the guy who killed George Floyd)

Devante: Who is that Mike?
Mike: Nigga shut the fuck up its a American police man he is gonna spread our cheeks is he sees us.

American police man by your_blackie9 February 28, 2024

White Man's Insurance Policy 

White Man's Insurance Policy

The 'White Man's Insurance Policy' is a general principal that posits the ability of a white man, after an exhaustive but failed search for love among white women, to gain the courtship of an Asian woman who is usually younger and better looking, with relative ease. The policy has brought joy to the lives of even the most hideous and rejected men among the white population and angst among male Asian populations.

Dude, I flew to Japan last month and exercised my white man's insurance policy; landed more women than I could count.

White Man's Insurance Policy by don_juan_7165 May 20, 2019

Armchair Policeman 

Noun.

What a person becomes when, upon receiving word of a police incident from the internet, the news, or word of mouth, one gives advice on how the police should have "properly" handled the situation in line with police protocol, the law, etc.

Usually, this occurs when the police have been accused of wrongdoing or, even more commonly, when the police have been accused of no wrongdoing yet the receiving party believes they are almost entirely at fault.

Common occurrences include drug busts, traffic stops, and police shootings.

Theodore: I can't believe the police shot him, he only had a knife on him. Since when do you need to shoot someone with a knife? They should have used their taser or pepper spray, it's not even legal to use deadly force in a situation like that.

Bill: Man, Ted, you are being quite the armchair policeman right now.

Theodore: It's Theodore.

Bill: Whatever, dude.

Armchair Policeman by unfromcool April 16, 2014

sleeping policeman 

Another term for a speed bump.

"Dude, the bottom part of my bumper came off because I didn't see the sleeping policeman on the road!"

sleeping policeman by WOng7713 January 21, 2008