polar bear! 

When something becomes so ridiculous that you want nothing more to do with it. Originates from the Lost episode with the polar bear running out of the tropical jungle.

The moment I saw that thing coming at Jack out of the jungle, I said 'Polar Bear! I'm outta here.' and switched to the Discovery Channel.

polar bear! by SmokinJoeFission January 1, 2009

polar bear 

Gay slang for a grey haired, older, hairy chubby guy. Or a guy that looks like Santa Claus without the suit.

I have abandonment issues with my dad, so I tend to be into polar bears.

polar bear by Tomahhtoe May 4, 2009

polar bear 

a BEAR... its an animal.. im surprised after all those definitions noone mentiioned that

omg he got eaten by a polar bear in canada

polar bear by alex14 July 5, 2006

polar bear 

giving head with an ice cube in your mouth

"dude she just gave me the sickest polar bear"

polar bear by rocketship August 24, 2004

Polar Bear 

According to "Happy Hour is for Amateurs" by an anonymous lawyer, a polar bear is a subtype of single woman at a bar, waiting to be picked up. Polar bears are large, white, have a thick layer of subcutaneous blubber, and hunt men for sport. They rarely see an opportunity to move in for the kill, and thus never pass one up. They tend to have exclusive territories, and it is rare to see multiple polar bears prowling the same bar, due to their inherently competitive nature and the scarcity of men drunk or desperate enough to take them home.

See also: hogging, bbw, ssbbw, last call, beer goggles, sidewalk sale

"Looks like Anna found her ride home for the night. We raise our glasses to another hapless victim of our local Polar Bear."

Polar Bear by Reverendsteveii December 1, 2009

Polar Bear 

A bear that is actually black but has white fur. Yes, if you shaved a polar bear, he would have black skin. That's why his nose is also black.

Polar bears have 4 toes. Many people get confused and think they have 5 toes but they don't. They have four.

Polar bears like to eat fish and seals. They enjoy swimming and strutting their bear stuff in the antarctic.

Never cuddle a Polar bear because he will eat you.

POLAR BEAR as in polar and bear.

Polar Bear by Polar Bear Activist February 12, 2013

Polar Bear 

A big gay white dude. Perferably Russian.

Look at that guy wearing a speedo and a ushanka. He is deffinatly a polar bear.

Polar Bear by retsabala June 6, 2010