pokey thing 

A long and slender object, such as a paperclip, used to stir marijuana ash in search for remaining plant material.

I think it's cached... does anyone have a pokey thing?

pokey thing by Anonymous September 1, 2003

Pokey Thingy 

The pokey thingy on top of some umbrellas

"Why is it so fucking hard to find a umbrella with the little pokey thingy on top that isnt the size of a bus"

Pokey Thingy by Zora Sekai December 6, 2024

A pokey thingy 

It's a stick or something similar that cool girls say. Sometimes refered to as a stabby thingy.

Give me a pokey thingy.

A pokey thingy by Toe knee 51 April 28, 2022

Poker Thigh

Formally know as "pate pokerian sartorial musclia", the common nomenclature of poker thigh is more widely used. This horrendous muscle strain is inflicted upon the upper thigh region, usually stemming from a pronated reaching or stretching maneuver across a table, whereby the patient wins a large mountain of chips playing poker (as God intended) and upon reaching too far forward with his ill gotten gains, pulls a muscle in his upper thigh. The secondary diagnosis is found to be a girlish yelp, somewhat reminiscent of a horny panda, which then leads to a frantic, almost spastic, hopping action to rid ones body of the karmic pain inflicted upon them for their evil ways on the poker table.

The only known remedy is constant reminders of the incident, which usually result in a side effect of uncontrollable laughter from those who are told the story as it occurred.

"This guy at the table was acting all cocky, until he got won that hand and got struck with Poker Thigh."

Poker Thigh by Poker Buddies July 22, 2007

pokethingz 

pokethingz is not just a rly bad ripoff of teh well known pokemon(a wut now?), it has many more of teh luls, including characters which wuld be banned if anyones were dared to oppose it.

characters r based on ppl on RL, mainly in a group of freinds consisting of malik, reece, mariel and hu culd 4get teh loveable, sexually confused persona of faisal (everyone).

person 1: omigod, you read teh new comicz called pokethingz?
person 2: zomg wut? you mean pokemon?
person 1: lul no, u n00b. pokethingz is much betta and has more lulz.
person 2: ah kk
person 3: lols i just read teh comic

pokethingz by Faisal Reza March 8, 2008

pokethingz 

pokethingz is a comic based around teh lives of 3 ppl (based on chars from RL) who acquire magical animals what, once released frawm sum cubez, do their bidding.
andsuch.

some characters, such as the professor (also frawm RL), are not suitable for the younger audience due to extreme sexual deviancy.

otherwise, this comic is totally liek, for teh lulz.

noob: lul wuts pokethingz?
pro: wat did u say, i was too busy roffling after reading teh new issue of pokethingz

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char 3: GO FAILFISH
*failfish dus splash*
all other chars: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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proffessor: come here my little lamb chops...

pokethingz by yellnoob March 8, 2008