fanjita

Single or available female, opposite of manjita

"The beach was full of fanjita with their baps out"

by Patrick Bateman June 16, 2003

feeling the beat of the tambourine

another way to say that you have a hangover after you murdered 'dancing queen' at karaoke the night before...

Aarran: I'm really feeling the beat of the tambourine this morning ):

by Patrick Bateman October 03, 2010

battyboybrook

1) A batty boy from Birmingham who loves man cock.
2) Shit stabbing, donkey raping, dick riding whore

battyboybrook! get your cock outta that donkey!

by Patrick Bateman March 25, 2003

flick the dog

to masturbate.

I was flicking my dog like it was going out of fashion yesterday, Billy Bob. Yes, siree.

by Patrick Bateman June 17, 2003

battyman

A male cock-handler

Batty-Man-Blee

by Patrick Bateman March 25, 2003

poo cushion

a poo cushion is a temporary toilet seat cover made from sheets of toilet paper and it is used when making a poo in a public toilet is unavoidable and you don't want to have to sit your bare bum on the seat.

that toilet was really unclean so I used a poo cushion to be safe

by Patrick Bateman November 11, 2013

boiler

noun; a large protruding gut on a man.

"Look at the boiler on that guy, it's huge"

by patrick bateman November 29, 2004