Poke-Poke

someone who is annoying as fuck and says phrases such as:

"i like pie," "poke-poke," "insert animal sound"

"Kim is actually just the biggest poke-poke ever, i can't stand hanging out with her for my than like 5 minutes because she is so annoying."

by rose97 February 10, 2012

poke

What my mom tells me not to be doing to any girls at the age of 15.

"Now Jake don't go around poking any girls"

by Jake May 3, 2004

poke

a slang term in reference to sexual intercourse; see also: bone

all my friends are dying to poke me.

by Evan June 26, 2002

Poke

To stab someone

"Poked man three times unaa"

by Y.Supa April 6, 2017

poke

in northern ireland poke is another word for ice cream on a cone. so if offered a poke u are not being offered sex!
if you hear the term "pokie" this refers to the seller of the ice cream. usually in a van or other mobile stall.

"fancy a poke" "aye go on!"

"who wants a poke"

by 182appleshampoo April 21, 2009

Poked

A cholo slang of saying stabbed or shanked

Eyy ese u herd that some rata got poked on the 4th

by LordsideGee #babychristan July 27, 2019

*poke*

Literally, to poke someone. Typically this is done over an IM client.

Part of the old school emote family (yeah, before lolcats).
Like anything enclosed in asterisks, *poke* is performing the action of poking the person you send it to.

Largely replaced, in modern context, with "/e", "/me" or "/em" (emote) preceding the action.

Dude: Hey!
Bro: Hey Dude, what's up?
<Long period of silence>
Bro: *Poke* Oi! Wake up!
Dude: ouch! Sorry was doing other stuff!

by Rhejinald April 10, 2010