Poiting

The act of swallowing. Also could be someone typing pointing wrong.

"I really enjoyed poiting down that fruit"

by Spammerson, Spam Spammerson April 12, 2021

Stop Posting about among us

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG

Hey bro! Have you heard of the new among us update?

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US!

by woohoowi March 26, 2021

schizo-posting

The act of putting unfiltered thoughts onto Internet forums, particularly when the author is believed to be schizophrenic.

Schizoposter @ 3:30am: My brain can hear the noise that grass makes ... and then the night weighed down my brainstem and I wandered into the lot alone to hear God ... bloodbrains are petty and stupid.
Setomanda @ 3:32am: real schizo-posting hours

by craig99214 June 30, 2018

fed posting

Anything posted online that shows conspiring or premeditated planning of criminal activity.
These statements spoken or typed can be used against the defendants by the Federal Government “Feds” in a criminal prosecution case.

Hey bro, let’s go to D.C. and waste all the Politicians. Yo! Stop fed posting, we don’t want a knock at the door comes by an alphabet agency.

by Blueiceman January 7, 2021

laser pointing

When you pee in your girls' mouth from across the room

Isaac: Hey, were you with a girl last night?

Zach: Yea, we tried laser pointing, it was awesome!

by Chanukah October 23, 2019

finger pointing

To draw attention to something. Often used in terms of a person blaming something else. Fairly self-explanatory.

There has been a lot of finger pointing, but no one has yet found the one true cause of cancer.

by Athene Airheart May 15, 2004

binge posting

When someone posts on Facebook every five minutes throughout the day to complain/rant or tell us everything they have done, read, eaten, bought, seen, heard, etc during the course of the day. Their friends' news feeds end up filled with this person's constant posting, most of it extremely uninteresting.

Friend 1: Dude, I had to hide Jenny from my feed with all her political posts. She's just too out there for me.
Friend 2: Yeah, she's been binge posting about that stuff forever.

by Checkthethroat July 12, 2011