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Disztichonban íródott terjedelmes labdarugási kísérlet, amit nagyrészt egy folyosón végeznek el.

Ha a labda kettőnél többször földet ér, a játéknak vége, és egy bővitett pofon a torta a habon.

Tatika: *háromszor pattan a labda nála*
Mindenki: “IJJ AZ TAKTILUSZ”

Tatika: *pofont kap*
Ez egy darab pofkej meccs.

pofkej by Gundikaa March 10, 2025

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pokejealous

Envious of your friends pokemon captures and shiny's.

I am so pokejealous of your shiny Mew!

pokejealous by Jerricho73 August 3, 2018

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pofkezas

The dude know for making such masterpieces as pofkezas HP and Creeping Dead official site. Also known for hating m$ and flaming meetspot admins.

pofkezas ownz y00!
pofkezas HP is the best forum on earth!

pofkezas by pofkezas August 16, 2004

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Pokéjob

The act of getting a blowjob while playing Pokémon on a DS or a Gameboy.

I love getting a Pokéjob from my girlfriend, she's the best!

Pokéjob by zackkattackk* May 1, 2010

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Pokèjudging

The act of judging someone who takes time out of their professional jobs to play Pokèmon Go.

I'm totally Pokèjudging *insert co-worker here* right now.

Pokèjudging by Insomniac1688 September 30, 2016

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Pojkejo

Boiyo in Swedish

Oh man Thank you so much, Pojkejo.
(Meaning Boiyo as in Boy and Yo.)

A North Dakota slang for boy in Swedish.

Pojkejo by SunDown904 October 3, 2021

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pofkeb

Hottest person on earth.

Hey do you like men?
No i like pofkeb
Ok pisk nahui

pofkeb by pofkeb July 27, 2021

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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