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To play with your self through your trouser pocket

Steve, are you looking for loose change or playing pocket tennis?

pocket tennis by mr smith March 8, 2005

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Pocket Tennis

When a large-limbed man wears swetpants or shors without underwear, his penis being wacked/slapped from left to right by his legs when walking, or by both hands in his pockets

I had a half-boner earlyer. I tought i might sign up for the pocket tennis league

Pocket Tennis by Mwtr123 December 23, 2022

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Tennessee Hot Pocket

Same as a ketucky hot pocket, except its corny poo

wow that guy got a huge Tennessee Hot Pocket last night, must have eaten some corn before fudgepacking

Tennessee Hot Pocket by Nickd009 September 14, 2006

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tennessee hot pocket

Defocating into a woman's vagina

Shit Earl did you see me tennessee hot pocket that bitch last night?

Oh Chuck (Norris) tennessee hot pocket my pink cookie!

tennessee hot pocket by PinkComet69 August 2, 2008

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Tennessee Hot Pocket

Eating copious amounts of Tennessee/Nashville Hot Chicken, then getting butt fucked burning the person who’s doing the fucking’s dick.

Hey why are you walking so funny? Agh, Tennessee Hot Pocket.

Tennessee Hot Pocket by Axxhole April 4, 2022

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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