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pocket racist 

A friend or acquaintance who often uses subtle racist or stereotyping remarks, usually said jokingly to a minority friend. These are typically brushed off as not being serious or acceptable because the speaker has claimed to not be racist in any way.
Greg- "Hey girl, you can do ma nail fo five dolla?"
Asian Friend- "That has never been funny any of the times you've said it. Stop being such a pocket racist."
Greg- "Okay, just stop squinting already!"

OR

Greg- "Want a brownie, brownie?"
Indian Friend- "No, pocket racist."
pocket racist by libersity November 22, 2009
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Pocket Racist 

Someone who is not a true racist, and has no real racist intent, but constantly indulges in racist jokes or ideals.
"Hey man why does Kaden say the n word so much, is he a racist?"
"No he's not really racist, it's not like he wants to lynch anyone, he just says it for kicks. He's a pocket racist."
Pocket Racist by куруо September 27, 2018

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

scabbage 

A scabbed area that is particularly crackly, flaky, or tempting.
Don't pick your scabbage!

Her scabbage from that motorcycle accident is really gross!

Mom! The scabbage from the scrape on my leg is bleeding!
scabbage by JoCobs March 2, 2010
Word of the Day on August 6, 2026