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pocket lunch

a lunch that could fit in a pocket but is in a lunch box
Sean has a pocket lunch, only a granola bar and a wallet ( things you can put in your pocket) ( but are in a lunch box)
by Big Macols May 16, 2023
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Pocket Launch

The act of inadvertently and suddenly ejaculating in one's pants in response to an unforeseen and intense sexual arousal.
When Jimmy "accidentally" walked in on Chad's mother in the shower, he had a pocket launch.
by Ritondy August 2, 2010
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Left-Hand Pocket Launcher

The act of secretly masturbating with your left hand in your left pocket, pocket launcher being an obvious term.

It works the same for right handed people but it does not have the same effect.
kid 1: hey man! that substitute teacher was soo hot!

kid 2: i know, i fired off a left-hand pocket launcher while everyone was silent reading.
by fenderbass7 September 20, 2009
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tactical pockets launcher

A large hand-held weapon which rains down bitchy beagle limbs on your enemies.
"Yo man remember that bitch beagle named pockets? I chopped that ho up and put her in this tactical pockets launcher to throw on kids named Evan."
by zammy zammersonian February 4, 2010
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Pocketlanch

When you bend over to pick something up and everything falls out of your shirt pocket.
Dan was stuck in the middle of the crosswalk after suffering a pocketlanch while picking up a found penny.
by Sandmantis March 30, 2010
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