plzbro 

NOUN:

someone with poor analytical reasoning skills who either cannot, or refuses to learn fundamentals of logical problem solving and instead relies on canned "solutions" to problems from perceived internet gurus. Primarily used in the mobile device repair industry.

VERB: The act of engaging in behavior designing to elicit canned "solutions" from perceived internet gurus rather than engage in logical problem solving.

ADJECTIVE: A word to describe canned answers given to problems from perceived internet gurus.

NOUN:

plzbro technician:(initiating conversation by spamming some other business's contact form) "brother, customer's iPhone 6 not turning on, give solution plzzzzzz."

real technician: "No. Stop asking for plzbro solutions, use your brain."

VERB:

"I saw a guy plzbroing your forum last night, what a douche."

ADJECTIVE:

"That forum has no real information, it is filled with plzbros plzbroing their way to plzbro solutions that will never solve their problem."

plzbro by Louis Rossmann October 24, 2017

plzbro 

A person, usually in the repair industry that has no interest in using their own brain to find and fix a problem. Instead, they would rather use someone else's brain to identify and repair the problem at hand.

Plzbro laptop not turning on. Please give me solution so I can make $300!

plzbro by tcrs_circuit October 24, 2017

plzbgood

A Conjunction of the words "Please" "Be" and "good", Used as a no-fail remedy to slideshows that don't work.

"my stupid slideshow wont save Charles"
"name it Plzbgood and it will :D"

plzbgood by Charlesbgood October 18, 2006

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022