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Pluoting 

Pluoting - the act of eating something when your supposed to be answering a question. Comes from the fruit Pluot (a hybrid of plum and apricot). First heard on Episode 2 of the Who's Your Daddy podcast.
The student couldn't answer the teachers unexpected question becuse he was pluoting his candy bar.
Pluoting by Cliff K September 10, 2005
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plutting 

light rain causing a dusting of wetness, UNLESS you have a brolly. in which case your sorted and the plutting can be avoided. i find the plastic see-through kind work the best as plastic repells plutting rain.
1) "Oh no! Its plutting!"
"Best get out the see through umbrella and avoid a brawl!"
"ahha! jolly good."

2) "No, plutting rain! Bad plutting rain! Stay back, stay back! lest i whip you with my clear plastic see-through umbrella which i find the best to repell you with!"
plutting by liza minelli May 30, 2008

plutzing 

Doing a series of small tasks that did not need to be done at the time, but needed to be done at some point. Usually doing many at a time or switching often between. Plutzing usually leaves the person who was plutzing around feeling exhausted while not really feeling like anything was accomplished. Sometimes people plutz to avoid doing other things that are more important,.
I knew you were going to drop by this evening, so I spent my afternoon plutzing around the house and while I was putting some of my old photos in boxes, I ended up finding our old high school yearbooks.
plutzing by Gareth Daniel September 19, 2013
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026