Pluoting 

Pluoting - the act of eating something when your supposed to be answering a question. Comes from the fruit Pluot (a hybrid of plum and apricot). First heard on Episode 2 of the Who's Your Daddy podcast.

The student couldn't answer the teachers unexpected question becuse he was pluoting his candy bar.

Pluoting by Cliff K September 10, 2005

Plooting 

Disposing of looted goods in bodies of water.

He looted all night long, but when he came to his senses in the morning he began to feel bad, so instead of returning the loot he started plooting the river instead by throwing it all in.

Plooting by Terrafirmick December 21, 2012

Plooting 

The act of eating ones booty hole.

Some dude: Hey man, what did you do last night?
Other dude: Ah, i was out plooting.
Some dude: Plooting? Whats that?
Other dude: Eating ass

Plooting by Beans&Fiends November 18, 2017

Plurting 

It's when you flirt with a pun

Guy:hey, I really, aDOOR you
Girl: stop plurting with me

Plurting by Universal Mailman June 6, 2018

plutting 

light rain causing a dusting of wetness, UNLESS you have a brolly. in which case your sorted and the plutting can be avoided. i find the plastic see-through kind work the best as plastic repells plutting rain.

1) "Oh no! Its plutting!"
"Best get out the see through umbrella and avoid a brawl!"
"ahha! jolly good."

2) "No, plutting rain! Bad plutting rain! Stay back, stay back! lest i whip you with my clear plastic see-through umbrella which i find the best to repell you with!"

plutting by liza minelli May 30, 2008

ploting 

When you and your friends are hanging out or chilling

"What are you doing?"
"Just ploting "

ploting by Pseudonym wtf is that? April 20, 2016

plutoing 

To be removed from a group because of new standards

Now that Sally joined the group Jennifer has been plutoing almost everyone in it.

plutoing by Javelinbobcat January 17, 2015