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Plooting
He looted all night long, but when he came to his senses in the morning he began to feel bad, so instead of returning the loot he started plooting the river instead by throwing it all in.
Plooting by Terrafirmick December 21, 2012
Plooting
Some dude: Hey man, what did you do last night?
Other dude: Ah, i was out plooting.
Some dude: Plooting? Whats that?
Other dude: Eating ass
Other dude: Ah, i was out plooting.
Some dude: Plooting? Whats that?
Other dude: Eating ass
Plooting by Beans&Fiends November 18, 2017
Plurting
Plurting by Universal Mailman June 6, 2018
plutting
light rain causing a dusting of wetness, UNLESS you have a brolly. in which case your sorted and the plutting can be avoided. i find the plastic see-through kind work the best as plastic repells plutting rain.
1) "Oh no! Its plutting!"
"Best get out the see through umbrella and avoid a brawl!"
"ahha! jolly good."
2) "No, plutting rain! Bad plutting rain! Stay back, stay back! lest i whip you with my clear plastic see-through umbrella which i find the best to repell you with!"
"Best get out the see through umbrella and avoid a brawl!"
"ahha! jolly good."
2) "No, plutting rain! Bad plutting rain! Stay back, stay back! lest i whip you with my clear plastic see-through umbrella which i find the best to repell you with!"
plutting by liza minelli May 30, 2008
ploting
ploting by Pseudonym wtf is that? April 20, 2016
plutoing
plutoing by Javelinbobcat January 17, 2015
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