ploungus

A derogatory term for a lackey, goon or just an office worker who is being an especially goofy goober.

Boss: "Stop messing with the robot vacuum, you're being a ploungus".
Ploungus: "Alright, just don't report it to HR".

by Nick Is Bizarre March 1, 2024

Plongus

Verb: Action of rubbing peanut butter on a cat.

The man did plongus and decided to mow his yard.

by Boneinthebox April 10, 2021

Plongus

A word that's definition is unknown to the mass population and is only known to the few that can speak the language of a wild Mow

Mow: Plongus
Spoon: Plongus
Yohapii: Plongus
UB3R-B0T: Plongus

by fuck i dont wanna pick name April 11, 2021

Plongus

Pls/Please. Used when someone is saying dumb shit, or when lounge is being collectively dumb or off-topic. Often used ironically.

Typical poster: "I keep picking my 410 to control but can't seem to get operating"

Enlightened poster: "Plongus"

by DoNotDuplicate July 27, 2021

Plongus

Noun, Verb, Adjective, & Adverb. Used to denote something cool, fun, or around vibin'.

Hey brother, that was a plongus sales report in that meeting!

by OGKINGROBO July 1, 2021

Plungus

Another word for a plonker

Abdul is a plungus

by H&SDampening May 24, 2019

plungus

a plant and a fungus living in symbiosis (i.e. a lichen)

that plungus is beautiful!

by femboy-addict May 24, 2025