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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I never get bored

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

plompen
Urban Dictionary Merch
Dutch term: To put in or as if in a particular place or position; set.
Person nr 1 : Waar moet ik dit neer plempen
Person nr 2 : Plemp het maar op de bank neer
Plempen by Xesior October 2, 2008
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Plopenheimer 

Another word for a shit, specifically one so large and so bad smelling that the odor could be likened to the properties of radiation sickness on humans.
Hold up, I gotta use the bathroom… I’m about to make a Plopenheimer.
Plopenheimer by man101234 July 26, 2023
An ancient Spanish verb describing the sexual act "to pomp".
Pompen, conjugated as follows:
I pompeo
You pomp
He/She pomps
They pompen
We pompeogrande
We pompen (correctly conjugated is pompeogrande'd) all night long
I pompen (correctly conjugated is pompeo) most mornings before coffee
She pompen (correctly conjugated is pomps) me
Pompen by CCDBEMSA December 20, 2010

Plomping 

When a man flirts with a woman for the sole purpose of asserting his masculinity. The man may be trying to impress his friends or simply stroke his ego. It is implied that the man is not actually interested in the woman or her reaction but is flirting with her for other reasons. One who plomps is plompous or a plomp-ass.
The hot guy down the hall got drunk one night and tried to flirt with me in front of his friends, it was so weird! He was totally plomping.
Plomping by F023425 May 6, 2013

Plomping 

The act of planting poo in an unconscious drunk person's undergarments, followed by convincing the person that they pooed themselves upon waking up.
Yo, we are totally plomping Mike right now, broseph. He is sooo wasted.
Plomping by Raebosss November 18, 2016

plomping 

To smack a chick in the face with your cock after you came in her mouth!
Dude i plomping ur mom last night!
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