plomf 

(Adj) something that is both heavy, bulky, and soft (often squishy) that is desired for its quality.

(Onom) the sound of a bulky, soft object falling to the ground.

Etymology: Plom (Lead, Catalan) + -f (from 'Kalf', Calf, Dutch).

Dutch farmers often used calf fur to create clothing due to its soft qualities. Catalan settlers migrated to the Netherlands and combined the material Lead, known for its weight, to create more durable clasps and buttons for the clothing.

The plomf shoes fell off the table.

PLOMF! the pillow fell to the ground.

plomf by Zhang Dawei February 18, 2025

Plompy 

A bat eared fox

Must be rotated regularly

Sir, please rotate the Plompy

Plompy by endlessLake March 5, 2021

ploaf 

Ploaf is a nonsense word used often as a synonym for excrement, but may replace any word or part of speech. The term originated from a misunderstanding of a team name in the classic cross-platform real-time strategy game, Myth, from Bungie Software. That team's name was "The Pimento Loafers", shortened as "ploaf" (from the 1999 Myth World Cup on Macobserver.com). "Ploaf" is now most commonly used online since 2004 as part of a username (see the user profile for "ploafmaster" on RadioParadise.com from 2004).

Both of the cited uses of this word predate the older UD definition, as evidenced by the examples.

I think I have to drop a ploaf in the toilet.

ploaf by ploafmaster July 4, 2012

POMF 

The sound you make when you fall backwards onto the bed while being a little girl.

POMF
=3

POMF by Anonononous February 23, 2011

plomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq 

When you type every column backwards and up.
You've tried qwertyuiop, asdfghjkl and even qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp so now you try plomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq the ultimate stage in boredom. soon you will be doing diagonal keys

Bored "dood i typed plomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq into google."
Normal "whats qazwy whatever?
Bored " its when you type every column backwards and up"
Normal " sigh, gtfo out of my kitchen"

plomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq by PrebHunter December 6, 2010

plata o plomo 

Plata o plomo is a Colombian Spanish slang phrase that translates to “silver or lead.” A person saying the phrase is telling the listener to either accept a bribe (plata, meaning “silver,” a common slang term for money in Colombia) or lose their life (plomo, a metonym for “lead bullet”).

Oye! Plata o plomo pandejo.

"Listen here sucker, play along or its lights out".

Silver or lead: money or a bullet.
Or, in the words of the Godfather: “I’m going to make you an offer you can’t refuse

plata o plomo by andrei skorobogatko November 16, 2018

poomf 

poomf is a combination of user Pettito on twitter and oomf. Pettito oomf. poomf. it is the fandom name of pettitos followers

omg? i see you follow pettito, girl you're a poomf?
yes girl omg.

poomf by Awsome doode February 14, 2022