plokij 

Use it when you have nothing better to say.

"Plokij"

plokij by Chigz September 21, 2003

plokij 

~nothingness~....................and more ~nothingness~

the person above me has an example for you.

plokij by dantheman July 1, 2004

plokijuhygtfrdeswaqzxcvbnm

You have reached peak performance of BOREDOM.

Congratulations!

You have reached the end!

You: *Boredom* types "plokijuhygtfrdeswaqzxcvbnm" (means you're bored and probably at work or school, feels like life is miserable)

plokijuhygtfrdeswaqzxcvbnm by ilikericee February 5, 2019

plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq 

plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq is the final and ultimate sign of sheer boredom. You have already tried:

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq

zxcvbnmasdfghjklqwertyuiop

poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz

qwertyuiopzxcvbnmasdfghjkl

qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp

pqzm

pqmz

qpzm

qpmz

qwerty

qwertyuiop

asdfghjkl

zxcvbnm

mnbvcxz

lkjhgfdsa

poiuytrewq

And so here it is all the letters of the keyboard going down instead of left to right BUT the sign of ultimate boredom you have done it backwards.

To tell you a secret there are two more boredom words which are for the even more bored:

See: lpmkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawq

And: zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop

These are simply bottom to top from left or right of the keyboard.

Office Worker #1: WOW! Im SO bored!

Office Worker #2: Well, I dunno search qwerty

Office Worker #3: What! NO search qwertyuiop!

Office Manager: C'mon You Guys Be Original - asdfghjkl

Techy Fixing PC: BORING! qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

FTW!

Office Worker #1: Nah! I've done all of those. Huh!

Guy at Coffe Maker: Hay try mnbvcxzlkjhfdsapoiuytrewq!

Office Worker #1: Tried. I must have done them all!

Urban Dictionary.com: qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp!

Urban Dictionary.com: plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq!

Everyone In Office: Done That!

-2 MINUTES LATER-

Office Worker #1: GOT IT! Its so obvious - BACKWARDS!

Office Worker #2: Huh!

Office Worker #3: Yes Thats It!

-AFTER TYPING IN THE WORD-

The Office: PRAISE plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq!

plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq by Kiersere September 26, 2009

plokijuhygtfrdeswaqmnbvcxz 

When you are so bored that you are typing in random combinations on your keyboard. You most likely have done, qwertyuiop, asdfghjkl, zxcvbnm,mnbvcxz,lkjhgfdsa,poiuytrewq,1234567890qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq0987654321, 1234567890zxcvbnmqwertyuiopasdfghjkl, qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv, pqowieurytlaksjdhfgmznxbcv, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq, qazplmwsxoknedcijbrfvuhtgy, plmqazoknwsxijbedcuhvrfygt, etc. This is clicking up and down on the top two rows of your keyboard starting at the right then sliding your finger from right to left on the bottom row of your keyboard. You can probably reverse this to get, zxcvbnmaqswdefrgthyjukilop.

I AM SO BOREDDDDDDDDDD. I am just going to pass the time by typing in ALL THE COMBINATIONS USED BY THE LETTER S AND NUMBERS. Well, why not try plokijuhygtfrdeswaqmnbvcxz

plokijuhygtfrdeswaqmnbvcxz by CoffeePotsPvP May 30, 2018

plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq 

when your so bored hearing your english teacher talk about bs you decide to go on a dictionary and type every letter on your keyboard horizantally but backwards

hey i'm so tired of hearing my english teacher i'm gonna type plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq on a random dictionary !

plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq by carseywiener September 23, 2020

qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq 

It is what you type when you are about to lose the last piece of sanity that you have. It is what you type when you are the essence of boredom. It is what you type when everything else has been typed. It is the thing that will end all things.

Nobody: *Types* "qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq"

Earth: *explodes*

qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq by Chicken Mage February 4, 2021