The absolute, i mean, ABSOLUTE expression of NEAR DEATH BOREDOM. If you typed this in the keyboard, you are SERIOUSLY mentally ill and bored beyond all belief. So welcome to the club! Now to relieve your boredom, type in your own definitions just like me!
Bored person 1: I'm so bored rn what shall we do?
Bored person 2: Lets just type in "lpmkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawq" in the search bar or something idk.
When you come to the pinnacle of ULTIMATE BOREDOM. Whenever you are bored during anything, really.
Jack: I'm SO BORED
John: Want to play some basketball?
Jack: I don't have enough energy, broooo.
John: How about soccer?
Jack: I don't have enough energy, broooo.
Jack: I know! I will search lpmkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawq.
John: You daredevil!
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.