Playing the Drums

When you have three girls on their hands and knees in front of you, naked, ready to take it. You can pick any girl you choose at any time, and can smack all their asses, sort of like playing a very sexual drumset.

Bob: Hey, you see those three girls over there?

Tom: Yeah, they're hot!

Bob: Yeah, when i take them home later, i'm gonna be Playing the Drums!

Playing the Drums by sandyclam August 17, 2011

Playing the drums

slapping your belly fat in hopes of losing weight.

Zak started playing the drums on his 22nd birthday so start his weight loss journey.

Playing the drums by CummmmmRefs November 24, 2023

Playing the air drums

The act of masturbating whilst sitting in a parking lot

Campus Police officer: Sir, what are you doing here with your penis out?

John: hey officer, just playing the air drums .

Playing the air drums by Genitalien October 17, 2020

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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