Playing Cricket 

A sexual phenomenon in which instead of following the normal base system of sex, a person skips first and third base entirely and goes from second, to home base. Thus changing the game from baseball to cricket.

"so did you hear that Paco said he was playing cricket with his best friend's sister at a sleepover?"

"No, what a douche, though..."

Playing Cricket by Chag1501.97 July 19, 2012

Playing cricket for Dorset 

An expression referring to teenagers engaging in a practice session in the grounds of the Broadstone Cricket Club after close of play.

“Are Kate and Len coming to the pub later?”
“No, they’re playing cricket for Dorset”

Playing cricket for Dorset by Fiona BR November 17, 2022

playing cricket down a mine 

to be out of ones depth in any situation.

as soon as we were peeing gay, getting ready to stay puft her, i noticed that compared to everyone else, my knob was a bit mansarino and i felt that i was playing cricket down a mine.

playing cricket down a mine by listypoos September 30, 2004