Dane Cook on Playing Monopoly
everybody had it. No one like
it, even if you thinked you liked the game you didn't.
And it'
s simple why, ok. Cause this is anyone
here 2 and a half hours into a game of Monopoly, ready?...
*Booush* "FUCK THIS GAME! It's 4 in the morning
grandma, YOU WIN! I'm sittin on Baltic with crap!
I'm paying luxury
tax out the ass! And I
hate when
your the banker, where did you get the pink 50's you
cheating
whore! Don't fucking touch me grandpa, NANA
is a cheating
whore! I should cut you head off with this
little doggy!"...