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Ball Player 

1 . Someone who plays sports, like basketball, football or any other sport that involves a ball or balls.

2. A guy who consistantly plays with his nuts be it via pocket pool or balls in hand action in front of the TV.

3. A gay guy who likes to play with other mens balls, such as guy on guy ball juggling or tea bagging.
Wow, our waiters is such a ball player! did you see how he was jostling his junk when taking our order...WTF?
Ball Player by ballzinyourface November 9, 2010

shit ball player

When a guy takes a baseball and sticks it between a girls ass cheeks, then hits the ball with a bat until it goes up her butt.
Tom wishes he could be a shit ball player. Then play shit ball with Julia.
shit ball player by #7 Butt Pirates January 16, 2010

Ball player 

Someone who has played baseball and been successful . i.e mvps, #1 rankings, scouted , all stars, etc.

Antonyms: Tornatore
Martin was an amazing ball player
Ball player by Big bust June 10, 2020

player hater's ball 

A formal celebration and award ceremony for player hater's everywhere.
Dave Chappelle is a player hater and this is his Player Hater's Ball.
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briefcake 

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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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