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Plastic Scouser

Someone who supports Liverpool FC, but doesn't even know where Merseyside is, nevermind Liverpool.

Easy to spot in their replica shirts with the name of a player on the back who's since moved to a bigger club.

Believe they have kudos for 'always supporting them', despite being a glory hunter in the first place.

Easy to spot in pubs around Surrey and the south of England, talking in cockney accents, waving a copy of the Sun about, shouting about "plastic mancs".
Plastic Scouser = 99% of Liverpool supporters
Plastic Scouser by NCB76 February 23, 2010

Plastic scouser

A wannabe scouser that usually has thick black eyebrows to cover her massive forehead. She will usually smoke with her one friend outside Aldi to try and ‘look hard’ they tend to have bad commitment issues and get ‘pissed’ off when they don’t get what they want
Omg have you see her eyebrows she must be a plastic scouser
Plastic scouser by R1ley January 9, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008