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Can't wait for Plapfield.
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plap plap plap plap get pregnant by CUMSE December 25, 2023

Words you can keep

plap plap

The sound made during incredibly rough sex. Typically associated with bussy, although it is possible with all forms of dicking.

"Ugh, Jake was so tight, dude."
"Plap plap all night?"
"You know it!"

plap plap by Headwig April 1, 2020

Plap

The sound of intense anal sex. It's the noise that the anus makes when the penis is smacked flush against it, in deep, fast, and hard penetration.

James: Want to get some drinks baby? And maybe later I can plap that ass for you.

Emma: I don't want drinks? Just give me anal orgasms and make me your bitch like usual! :P

Plap by HeathenWolf October 4, 2023

Plap, plap, plap

The loud sound heard when preforming intense anal sex. It's the noise that a well lubed anus makes when the penis is smacked flush against it, in deep, fast, and hard penetration.

James: Hey Emma. Want to get some dinner in a bit and some sexy time later?
Emma: I'm not really hunger for food. What I am in the mood for is a good anal dicking right now!
James: Be right there. I'll make that ass talk, baby. >:)
Emma: Plap, plap, plap :P

Plap, plap, plap by HeathenWolf September 8, 2020

Plap

The sound on intense anal sex. It's the noise that the anus makes when the penis is smacked flush against it, in deep, fast, and hard penetration.

Zack: Want to get some drinks baby? And maybe later I can plap that ass for you.

Emma: Do we have to get drinks? Why wait for later? :P

Plap by HeathenWolf September 7, 2020

Plap

To top someone during intercourse, referring to the sound balls make when they hit the body. Mostly used for heterosexual encounters, but can be used for homosexual ones as well, so long as it is wet enough for the sound to be heard clearly.

Usually used to refer to the mating press position, but can be used for any as long as the sound is there.

"Damn, I wanna plap her so bad."

"Lmao, I'm gonna plap Lisa so fucking hard tonight, she won't remember her own name."

Plap by Rabbit-Chan April 30, 2020

fap and plap

Masturbation "fapping" immediately followed by sex "plapping". Also known as F&P.

Dave was up all night after fapping and plapping. He's real good at the ol'fap and plap routine.

fap and plap by /b/leach_my_eyes May 21, 2021

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026