Definitions by DynamicMOO
Rhinoceros Party of Canada
The Rhinoceros Party of Canada was a joke political party used to entertain the citizens of Canada with their promises. In 1980 their greatest feat was 110,286 votes because the general public was so disgusted with the rest of the political parties in Canada, getting them 1.01% of the total vote.
The Rhinoceros Party of Canada's promises consisted of things like these
Rather than awarding money as prizes in the lottery, the winners would be appointed to the Canadian Senate.
Men would be allowed to work as prostitutes, wet nurses, secretaries and receptionists.
Instituting English, French and illiteracy as Canada's three official languages
Declaring war on Belgium because a Belgian cartoon character, Tintin, killed a rhinoceros in one of the cartoons.
Offering to call off the proposed Belgium-Canada war if Belgium delivered a case of mussels and a case of Belgian beer to Rhinoceros "Hindquarters" in Montreal (the Belgian Embassy in Ottawa did, in fact, do this)
Selling the Canadian Senate at an antique auction in California
Rather than awarding money as prizes in the lottery, the winners would be appointed to the Canadian Senate.
Men would be allowed to work as prostitutes, wet nurses, secretaries and receptionists.
Instituting English, French and illiteracy as Canada's three official languages
Declaring war on Belgium because a Belgian cartoon character, Tintin, killed a rhinoceros in one of the cartoons.
Offering to call off the proposed Belgium-Canada war if Belgium delivered a case of mussels and a case of Belgian beer to Rhinoceros "Hindquarters" in Montreal (the Belgian Embassy in Ottawa did, in fact, do this)
Selling the Canadian Senate at an antique auction in California
Rhinoceros Party of Canada by DynamicMOO August 9, 2010
YOU HAVE AN AMAZING RACK
Trolling material used for trolling flat-chested women, or women in general due to blunt offensiveness. Coined in the movie The Hangover.
YOU HAVE AN AMAZING RACK by DynamicMOO August 2, 2010
You hate America
General trolling material to use on someone who disagrees with you. Similar to "X IS SECRETLY AN AL-QAEDA GROUP" or "X DID WTC"
You hate America by DynamicMOO July 25, 2010
X DID WTC
Trolling material that tends to piss off everyone. Find a popular subject/Person/Group and fill in the Blank(X) for EXTREME RAGE
Example of X DID WTC:
Person: You should join my Britney Spears group!
Troll: BRITNEY SPEARS DID WTC
People: STFU YOU FUCKING BITCH
Person: You should join my Britney Spears group!
Troll: BRITNEY SPEARS DID WTC
People: STFU YOU FUCKING BITCH
X DID WTC by DynamicMOO July 25, 2010
Marijuana Party of Canada
Political party made of potheads, mainly used to legalize Cannabis. It's notable that it's probably the most undervoted party in Canada, just under the Communist Party.
Marijuana Party of Canada by DynamicMOO July 8, 2010
Lucky Star
Absolutely the most god-awful show on the planet. Involves 4 lolis doing loli shit and being lolis. It was made solely for pedos and if you watch one episode you're a pedo and will die alone in a cold dark rokm
Lucky Star by DynamicMOO July 8, 2010