plant ham 

the act of dropping trou while in a vehicle and smashing your buttocks against the glass, creating a visual image not unlike that of 2 ham steaks side by side

I told my friend not to plant ham in my car and now I have two butt smears on my window.

plant ham by The Mad Flasher January 18, 2011

Ham Planet 

A fat, hungry bitch. They eat pigs, straight from the barnyard.

That Ham Planet ate my most prized pig.

Ham Planet by Bully Bitch May 24, 2016

pant hamster 

A penis and scrotum that is not shaven.

She was going to jack me off, but I forgot to shave my pant hamster.

pant hamster by BBD13 November 7, 2010

The Hame Plane

An absolute weapon on a night out. Loves sinking piss and smashing darts. Will constantly find him "Yewing" with the boys.

Guy 1: "Fuck did you see the Hame Plane last night?"

Guy 2: "Yeah he was in full fucking flight! Got with a 2 as usual!"

The Hame Plane by Burger14 March 11, 2019